My dog has an itchy bottom. Well, my husband's dog has an itchy bottom.
Problem is, she's a bulldog, and they're not known for their flexibility. So, in order to reach her itchy bottom, she sits up on her back legs and twitches from side to side, chasing the bottom that she cannot reach to scratch.
Sometimes she forgets to go back and forth and ends up going in circles.
Sometimes she chases the itch up towards her back and ends up flipping over.
Sometimes the itch is particularly annoying =, and she starts snorting and snapping at her bottom. Her poor, poor bottom, which she cannot reach.
It is the funniest darn thing I have ever, ever seen.