I forgot my mom's birthday. AGAIN! I think every year I come up with a new way to fail her in this regard.
This year, I added the category "did not even notice the Facebook reminder" to my fantastic ability to fail.
MOM! I AM SORRY! I ANNOUNCE IT HERE AND NOW IN FRONT OF YOU, FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
I LOVE YOU.
Now go visit her and wish her a belated birthday.