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Monday, March 23, 2009

Insult to injury

As if it's not bad enough that I have become host to a parasitic little heart monitor, that I have pimples, that I have an AWFUL cold and fever, that I haven't eaten a real meal since Saturday's lunch, that I am already behind in my grading, that my school has an evaluation team coming in this week to interview us all about the wonders of our jobs.....

You'd think that would be enough things to cram into 4 days time!

BUT

I

am

out

of

Q-tips!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! My ears are all wet and squishy and itchy now! Fooey.



PS My fever broke, so that's good! Right! Bright spot? Anyone?

PPS There really can't BE a bright spot when you're out of Q-tips. Am I right? Of COURSE I am.

7 comments:

Ida said...

I'd send you some, but I'm out. ;)

Secondary Roads said...

Insult.
Injury.
What comes next? That's where you are when you're out of Q-tips.

Hope you're doing better soon.

Shanda said...

You should have called me girl! I'd bring you Q-tips day or night! ;)

lizspin said...

I dropped an entire box of Q tips in the toilet the other day. . . want those????

lizspin said...

Does the three second rule apply to Q tips in the toilet????

Mark said...

Love the line "host to a parasitic little heart monitor."

And you really don't want a list of all the things a guy can substitute for a Q-tip, do you?

Mikki Black said...

You people are ridiculously silly! Thanks.

Ida - I feel your pain

UC - pretty sure insanity comes next

Shanda - sorry, I'll call you at 2AM next time.

Liz - Do NOT use toilet-tips! No matter what Ponzi says

Matt - No. Not again. My husband gave me suggestions. (What is wrong with you people?)

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