As if it's not bad enough that I have become host to a parasitic little heart monitor, that I have pimples, that I have an AWFUL cold and fever, that I haven't eaten a real meal since Saturday's lunch, that I am already behind in my grading, that my school has an evaluation team coming in this week to interview us all about the wonders of our jobs.....
You'd think that would be enough things to cram into 4 days time!
BUT
I
am
out
of
Q-tips!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! My ears are all wet and squishy and itchy now! Fooey.
PS My fever broke, so that's good! Right! Bright spot? Anyone?
PPS There really can't BE a bright spot when you're out of Q-tips. Am I right? Of COURSE I am.
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- God's awesome, and while I may not be your traditional Christian, God is the center of my everything, pal. You'll have to excuse me for being a fairly normal human in tandem with that.
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I'd send you some, but I'm out. ;)
Insult.
Injury.
What comes next? That's where you are when you're out of Q-tips.
Hope you're doing better soon.
You should have called me girl! I'd bring you Q-tips day or night! ;)
I dropped an entire box of Q tips in the toilet the other day. . . want those????
Does the three second rule apply to Q tips in the toilet????
Love the line "host to a parasitic little heart monitor."
And you really don't want a list of all the things a guy can substitute for a Q-tip, do you?
You people are ridiculously silly! Thanks.
Ida - I feel your pain
UC - pretty sure insanity comes next
Shanda - sorry, I'll call you at 2AM next time.
Liz - Do NOT use toilet-tips! No matter what Ponzi says
Matt - No. Not again. My husband gave me suggestions. (What is wrong with you people?)
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