Oh, yes. Yes, we do. We have a two hour school delay for this:
Lookee here, all you critics! I don't care if you DO have the backing of the President! That white stuff is dangerous! It just falls from the sky and sticks to things! What if it's diseased? What if it's radioactive? What if it's something toxic that fell out of an airplane?
We. Could. All. Die.
I mean it! REALLY!! Just LOOK at the road in front of my house! It's trouble waiting to happen. It is.
You're just mad 'cause you're jealous.
I still remember how I had to walk to school in two feet of snow. And it really WAS uphill both ways. Ask anybody from Leslie. They know.